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Sunday, 29 January 2006
Shock: Blogger Mixup
Filed under: ALP | Posted by Rex R | Sunday, 29 January 2006 2:57 PM
In startling developments today, former ALP member Mr. Andrew Landeryou attacks potential ALP candidate Evan Thornley for possibly the 7,000th time. This time though the allegations contained a new and fascinating element, and that is a claim that Labor First blogger Rex (me) is Mr Thornley.
I tell you I was as shocked are you are, and so I needed to check if it might be true. Apparently Mr. Thornley is quite wealthy, and so the first thing I did was check my bank balance. Could I suddenly be rich? The bank account was a depressing sight to behold indeed, and further I had been slugged a $40 fee by the bank, and that was a shock. I would need more evidence.
I checked out the front of the house to see what sort of car I owned, I put a ladder up the side of the house to see if there might be a helipad up there, but sadly the circumstances of my life seemed much the same.
I was left with only one conclusion. Could it be that Mr. Landeryou was wrong? And here I was thinking all this time that Mr. Landeryou spoke only what he knew to be a fact, and was always fair and balanced.
But Mr. Landeryou has certainly got me thinking. I might not be Mr. Thornley, but I might well be somebody else. Come to think of it. I’ve never seen myself in the same room as Mr. Landeryou. Perhaps…No….Surely not.
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